Thanks for this one Shane.

Research on elementary particles has revealed that the heaviest element known to science, Administratium, exists in two forms.

The newly discovered element, Managerium, is unique in that it has no protons or electrons, which means that it has an atomic number of 0. However, it does have 1 neutron, 125 deputy neutrons, 75 assistant deputy neutrons, 11 assistants to the assistant deputy neutrons…..

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